Emg judulnya sih "Chuck Norris Vs Georg Prime" tapi
sebenarnya bukan emg ditandingkan, kalo mereka tanding...bisa2 kehancuran
dunia dipercepat... hahahaha
Ada yg gk kenal siapa Chuck Norris ? Chuck Norris ini dikenal org terkuat
didunia, saking kuatnya dibikin banyak jokes nya..
Kalo Georg Prime, wajar ada yg gk tw, Georg adalah karakter dari game Suikoden,
saking kuatnya dia, sampe bisa disejajarkan dgn Chuck Norris wkwkwkwkwk
Nah yg aku tulis disini beberapa jokes facts
mengenai mereka, ini gk ku translate ke bhs indo, soalnya lebih lucu kalo
dibaca dlm bhs inggris~
Chuck Norris Facts :
1. Chuck
Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck
Norris counted to infinity – twice
3. Chuck
Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of
failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4. If
you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may
be only seconds away from death.
5. Chuck
Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled
martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck
roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who
appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it
coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
6. When
the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck
Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
8. A
blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you
know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this
man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a
fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
9. If
you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more
money than you.
10. When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied
to the doctors.
11. Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
12. When Chuck Norris does a
pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
13. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck
Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
14. There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates
trailer parks.
15. Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he
roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the
only one who can survive the roundhouse.
16. Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once
approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's
curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with
hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin
of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
17. Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a
year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
18. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors
beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.